Picture this. A good-looking young guy is sitting at the desk mindlessly surfing the internet and is clearly bored. In the background an attractive, slim woman is pottering around the house/flat doing whatever her business is, like moving washcloths from a shelf to a cupboard. She says something to him, perhaps "Do you want a cup of tea?" and he affirms. As he looks back at his monitor and moves the mouse, the cursor goes off the screen and into real life! The cursor is no longer on the monitor and is floating around in mid-air. Amazed, he moves the cursor around a bit to get a good look at it. He then double-clicks on a book on the desk and it opens obediently. He right-clicks and a white little screen comes up giving him the option to close the book or go to a certain page.

He then looks elsewhere around the room, and left-clicks on a piggy-bank or something recognisably cute to the viewer. Nothing happens. He keeps the button down and moves the cursor and lo and behold the piggy bank rises out of the air and across the room, seemingly at his command. Then he places the piggy bank down carefully somewhere, and the attractive woman re-enters the room, perhaps holding a cup of tea. The camera then pans to an angle whereby we see the man's face in the background and the woman's back in the foreground. He is sporting a cheeky facial expression and accompanies it with a suitable eyebrow gesture and we see the cursor heading towards the woman. End of ad.

This idea is so good it could be used to sell anything in my opinion.

For some reason I'm not allowed to use the word "a-d-v-e-r-t". Fucking fascists are everywhere now.